Nick Nick Nick dont Nick my Knickers.
October 14th 2007 00:47
One of the major problems in life is trying to find a place that sells comfortable affordable underwear that doesnt make you look like you're wearing a pair of Bridget Jones panties.
After years of searching and failing I've finally narrowed it down to three choices.
1: Coles, previously Coles used to only sell gigantic granny knickers however recently they've dived into the scary sexy world of hipsters and briefs. The only problem is well they come in very dull shades of pale blue and beige as if to say " we are a family store and the last thing we need is a mother screaming at us when her two year old stashes a set of red lacy knickers in her trolly".
2: Bras and Things has a nice underwear range but the knickers really do lack creativity when it comes to over used slogans like " I love chocolate."
3: The best place? Target. The underwear never costs more then seven dollars and during one trip I spied the following imaginative pairs.
1: Alice Cooper.
2: Captain Jack.
3: Kermit the Frog.
4: Betty Boop.
5: Snoopy.
6: Barbie.
With this baffling range of pop culture knickers how could one possibly lose? ever?
After years of searching and failing I've finally narrowed it down to three choices.
1: Coles, previously Coles used to only sell gigantic granny knickers however recently they've dived into the scary sexy world of hipsters and briefs. The only problem is well they come in very dull shades of pale blue and beige as if to say " we are a family store and the last thing we need is a mother screaming at us when her two year old stashes a set of red lacy knickers in her trolly".
2: Bras and Things has a nice underwear range but the knickers really do lack creativity when it comes to over used slogans like " I love chocolate."
3: The best place? Target. The underwear never costs more then seven dollars and during one trip I spied the following imaginative pairs.
1: Alice Cooper.
2: Captain Jack.
3: Kermit the Frog.
4: Betty Boop.
5: Snoopy.
6: Barbie.
With this baffling range of pop culture knickers how could one possibly lose? ever?
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Comment by Michaelie
Flick Wit
Nice post, Heather.
Michaelie